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A married man died before he could have sex with his wife.
The wife then cut off his penis and mounted it to the wall, each night she went to the wall and satisfy herself.
One day the neighbour Thomas found out what was happening,he then made a hole in the wall, remove the dead man's penis and put his own penis and waited for the lady.
30 mins later....
The lady came home with a knife and said,"Darling we are moving to a new house" ? ? ?

Gone are the days when Yoruba cook food and put pepper, now they cook pepper and put food. ? ? ? ?
Nah joke ooooooh

I hate it when my girlfriend says, "don't worry he is just a friend".

I remember when I was just a friend too.
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I saw a vacancy board *A male salesgirl needed here.*

I'm still confused on what to do.
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Work hard till your Ex calls you.

And says she had a dream about You.
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DATING A BROKE MARRIED MAN IS A WASTE OF SIN EVEN THE DEVIL AND YOUR ANCESTORS WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU ? ?

Ladies ? ? ? ? Tell him you are pregnant.
Collect money for abortion and go for a nice shopping this December...
Thank me later

*She paid u a visit and drank 6 bottles of beer & 1 full bottle of dry gin without getting drunk. My brother offer her kolanut & 4 white fowls cuz u re dating your Ancestor breastfeeding evening dresses ?‍♀ ?‍♀ ?‍♀ ?‍♀ ?‍♀ ?‍♀ ?‍♀ ?‍♀‍? ? ? ? *

The very same God that turned a Stone into Bread, Water into Wine, Can also turn your girlfriend into my Wife.. so behave
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*Please If I've offended anyone on Facebook this Year. I just wanna tell you that,*
*You haven't seen anything yet, I'll show you Pepper next year*
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You think you mean the world to some people , until you enter their heart and discover you are just a small village without light and water ? ? ?

Are u a Nigerian student?
Are u tired of schooling in Nigeria?
Has ASUU cause a sleepless nights with a mixture of boredom?
Do u want to school Nd work abroad?
If yes..........
YOU LIE!!!!!!!! ?
Nobody is going anywhere
Brethren we die here
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If I post somtin dat affect ur personal life, pls look for water n drink n read psalms 23 n you will b fine ? ? ?

Are you a single mother with kids,?? Do you want your kids taken good care of??? Do you wish to be treated with love and affection day and night??
Now listen, look for their father ,I don't enter other people's affairs
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*December is a Family time, so if u see me with a gal, she's ma cousin* ? ? ?

Having small dick is problem ooooo
Anytime u wear condom, it becomes a jalabia oooo ??‍♂ ??‍♂ ??‍♂ ??‍♂ ??‍♂

When u see a 'BABATUNDE' dating an 'IYABO'. Ur
instinct should clearly tell u its a Re-union of d
Dead ? ? ?

*Some ladies cannot breastfeed another woman's child, but they go about breastfeeding another woman's husband. ? ? ? *

*Hello please I am Single , Hardworking, financially stable and Godfearing man. I am looking for a fat, hairy, chubby, handsome, well structured and matured Goat ? to buy for xmas and new year party... Thanks*
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*If your pussy can take 4 fingers.its no longer a pussy'
Now a pocket*
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Still stunning