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"Kansas man who robbed bank to escape wife gets home-confinement sentence
Published June 14, 2017 Fox News
A Kan ... sas man who robbed a bank last September and told police that he was hoping to get caught so he would get prison time to escape his wife, was sentenced Tuesday to six months of home confinement after pleading guilty, The Kansas City Star reported." hair comb